Friday 16 December 2011

THE YEAR THAT WAS 2011


PROLOGUE.

Here is a list that makes me want to beat myself to death, with a dismembered limb, from the inside out, while swimming in corrosive acid somewhere in the American deep south.

HIGHEST GROSSING FILMS OF 2011

RANK
TITLE
WORLDWIDE GROSS
1
Specky Twat and the Deathly Hallows –Part 2
$1,328,111,219
2
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
$1,123,196,189
3
Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
$1,043,871,802
4
Kung Fu Panda 2
$663,024,542
5
The Twiglet Saga: Breaking Down In Tears – Part1
$634,051,891
6
Fast Five
$626,137,675
7
The Hangover Part II
$581,464,305
8
The Smurfs
$562,158,353
9
Cars 2
$551,850,875
10
Rio
$484,635,760

That has got to be one of the most depressing top grossing film lists I have ever seen. Out of all of these films I have liked and enjoyed exactly one of them and it’s a fucking Fast and Furious instalment. Seriously Hollywood, what the fuck.